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Quotation Library

A Collection of Inspiring Quotations
Michael Angier has been collecting inspirational quotations, quips, and one-liners from some of the world's greatest writers for over 20 years.
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Erma Bombeck
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming—Wow!—What a ride!

Stephen Levine
Buddha left a road map, Jesus left a road map, Krishna left a road map, Rand McNally left a road map. But you still have to travel the road yourself.

Gabriel Heatter
Longevity is a good thing for those who watch life from the sidelines. For those who play the game an hour may be a year, a single days work an achievement for eternity.

Maureen Dowd
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

Ray Bradbury
If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down.

Tobias Wolff
We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are.

Stephen C Paul
You don't get to control any outcome, only every choice you make along the way.

J Paul Getty
If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man.

Charles Darwin
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.

Nelson DeMille
We're all pilgrims on the same journey-but some pilgrims have better road maps.

Julia Soul
If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.

Wayne Gretzky
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

I skate where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.

Daniel O'Connell
Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong.

Dr. Jerome Brunner
We are only now on the threshold of knowing the range of the educability of man-the perfectibility of man. We have never addressed ourselves to this problem before.

Dr. Frederick Tilney, French brain specialist
We will by conscious command evolve cerebral centers which will permit us to use powers that we now are not even capable of imagining.

Jack Schwartz, expert in human potential
We are hoarding potentials so great that they are just about unimaginable.

Charles Schultz, creator of "Peanuts"
In the book of life's questions, the answers are not in the back.

Arnold Glasgow
Make your life a mission-not an intermission.

Stanley Marcus
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.

James A. Michener, historical novelist, born 1907
If a man happens to find himself, he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life.

I was brought up in the great tradition of the late nineteenth century: that a writer never complains, never explains and never disdains.

Zen Buddhist Text
The master in the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his information and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of excellence at whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he's always doing both.

Margaret Young, quoted in The Artist's Way
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards: they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.

Joel Arthur Barker, author of Paradigms
A leader is a person you will follow to a place you wouldn't go by yourself.

Pamela Vaull Starr
Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.

Diogenes
No man is hurt but by himself.

Warren Bennis
The manager administers; the leader innovates.
The manager has a short-range view; the leader has a long-range perspective.
The manager asks how and when; the leader asks what and why.
The manager has his eye on the bottom line; the leader has his eye on the horizon.
The manager accepts the status quo; the leader challenges it.

John C. Maxwell
Policies are many, Principles are few, Policies will change, Principles never do.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.

General Colin Powell
Experts often possess more data than judgment.

You don't know what you can get away with until you try.

General Colin Powell's Rules:
1. It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
2. Get mad, then get over it.
3. Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
4. It can be done!
5. Be careful what you choose. You may get it.
6. Don't let adverse facts stand in the way of a good decision.
7. You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours.
8. Check small things.
9. Share credit.
10. Remain calm. Be kind.
11. Have a vision. Be demanding.
12. Don't take counsel of your fears or naysayers.
13. Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.

Scout Cloud Lee, The Circle is Sacred
When we acknowledge that all of life is sacred and that each act is an act of choice and therefore sacred, then life is a sacred dance lived consciously each moment. When we live at this level, we participate in the creation of a better world.

Bill Gates
640K ought to be enough for anybody. (1981)

Marianne Williamson
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Who are we NOT to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in us all.

Fanny Brice
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be-because sooner or later, if you're posing, you will forget the pose and then where are you?

Gita Bellin
If one desires a change, one must be that change before that change can take place.

Sam Levenson
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Thomas Watson, founder of IBM
If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work.

Yogi Berra
Nobody goes there anymore . . . it's too crowded!

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You can see a lot just by looking.

Rumi
Let the beauty of what you love, be what you do.

Paul Twitchell
The higher one climbs on the spiritual ladder, the more they will grant others their own freedom, and give less interference to another's state of consciousness.

Chin-Ning Chu
It is not whether your words or actions are tough or gentle; it is the spirit behind your actions and words that announces your inner state.

Guy Kawasaki
Evangelism is selling a dream.

Rebecca Falls
One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories.

Cynthia Pearl Maus
You may have tangible wealth untold,
Caskets of jewels and coffers of gold.
Richer than I you could never be;
I know someone who told stories to me.

Rush Limbaugh
No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

You could afford your house without the government-if it weren't for the government.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

Compassion is no substitute for justice.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.

William M Bulger
There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose.

Vince Gill
Success is always temporary. When all is said and done, the only thing you'll have left is your character.

Dr. Loretta Scott
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Sri Chinmoy
There comes a time in the seeker's life when he discovers that he is at once the lover and the beloved. The aspiring soul which he embodies is the lover in him. And the transcendental Self which he reveals from within is his Beloved.

Gary Zukav
Reality is what we take to be true. What we take to be true is what we believe. What we believe is based upon our perceptions. What we perceive depends upon what we look for. What we look for depends upon what we think. What we think depends upon what we perceive. What we perceive determines what we believe. What we believe determines what we take to be true. what we take to be true is our reality.

Michael Sky
The real challenge (in life) is to choose, hold, and operate through intelligent, uplifting, and fully empowering beliefs.

Kirsten Zambucka
Though I might travel afar, I will meet only what I carry with me, for every man is amirror.  We see only ourselves reflected in those around us. Their attitudes and actions are only a reflection of our own. The whole world and its condition has its counter parts within us all.  Turn the gaze inward. Correct yourself and your world will change.

William Dempsey
The awakening has begun!

Walter Russell
Mediocrity is self-inflicted. Genius is self-bestowed.

Bo Lozoff
We're all stumbling towards the light with varying degrees of grace at any given moment.

Mark Victor Hansen
I want to talk with people who care about things that matter that will make a life-changing difference.

True or true? Yes or yes?

I never let my subject get in the way of what I want to talk about.

When your self-worth goes up, your net worth goes up with it.

In imagination, there's no limitation.

Don't think it, ink it.

Michael Gerber
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication

Tony Allasandra, Money Talk
Be smart, be intelligent and be informed.

In selling as in medicine, prescription before diagnosis is malpractice.

John Nasibitt, author of Megatrends

Value is what people are willing to pay for it.

Gael Boardman
You can't aim a duck to death.

You will get good attention and people will be more inclined to listen to you if you can make a statement whereby their response is, "No Shit!" or at least, "No kidding!"

Coach Bear Bryant
It's not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

William George Jordan
Into the hands of every individual is given a marvelous power for good or evil-the silent, unconscious, unseen influence of his life. This is simply the constant radiation of what man really is, not what he pretends to be.

Lou Holtz
It's not my job to motivate players. They bring extraordinary motivation to our program. It's my job not to de-motivate them.

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

Denny McDonough
There's not a whole lot of new atoms out there.

William Wallace in the movie Braveheart
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Emily Dickinson
We never know how high we are/Till we are called to rise/And then, if we are true to plan,/Our statures touch the skies.

Aesop
Union gives strength. (The Bundle of Sticks 550 BC)

Thomas Adams
Passion costs me too much to bestow it on every trifle. (1640)

Kenneth Blanchard
The first principle of ethical power is Purpose . . . By purpose, I don't mean your objective or intention-something toward which you are always striving. Purpose is something bigger. It is the picture you have of yourself-the kind of person you want to be or the kind of life you want to lead.

H - umor
E - go, edging God out
L - istening
P - urpose

Disney's Pochahantas
You'll see things "you never knew you never knew."

Charles Schwab
A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.

Lord Acton
Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written on the table of eternity.

Martial
To be able to look back upon one's past life with satisfaction is to live twice.

Guy Finley
You don't need strength to let go of something. What you really need is understanding.

A crisis is a close encounter of the third kind.

From the movie, The Boy Who Could Fly
Somewhere, deep inside, we can all fly.

Paul Zane Pilzer
Prosperity belongs to those who learn new things the fastest.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A racehorse that consistently runs just a second faster than another horse is worth millions of dollars more. Be willing to give that extra effort that separates the winner from the one in second place.

Brian Tracy
Your greatest asset is your earning ability. Your greatest resource is your time.

Invest three percent of your income in yourself (self-development) in order to guarantee your future.

Every single life only becomes great when the individual sets upon a goal or goals which they really believe in, which they can really commit themselves to, which they can put their whole heart and soul into.

Rev. John Wellesly
EARN as much as you can. SAVE as much as you can. INVEST as much as you can. GIVE as much as you can.

Yogi Desai
Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.

Robert Stuberg
The trouble with so many of us is that we underestimate the power of simplicity. We have a tendency it seems to over complicate our lives and forget what's important and what's not. We tend to mistake movement for achievement. We tend to focus on activities instead of results. And as the pace of life continues to race along in the outside world, we forget that we have the power to control our lives regardless of what's going on outside.

Alice Potter
I am optimistic and confident in all that I do.
I affirm only the best for myself and others.
I am the creator of my life and my world.
I meet daily challenges gracefully and with complete confidence.
I fill my mind with positive, nurturing, and healing thoughts.

Joseph Murphy
The Law of Attraction attracts to you everything you need, according to the nature of your thought life. Your environment and financial condition are the perfect reflection of your habitual thinking. Thought rules the world.

Dr. David Schwartz, author of The Magic of Thinking Big
Believe it can be done. When you believe something can be done, really believe, your mind will find the ways to do it. Believing a solution paves the way to solution.

D A Benton, author of Lions Don't Need to Roar
Guts are a combination of confidence, courage, conviction, strength of character, stick-to-itiveness, pugnaciousness, backbone, and intestinal fortitude. They are mandatory for anyone who wants to get to and stay at the top.

Sydney J Harris
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

Eugene S Wilson
Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome the obstacles to learning. The quest quotient has always excited me more than the intelligence quotient.

William Ellery Channing, author of Spiritual Freedom
The worst tyrants are those which establish themselves in our own breasts.

Marcus Bach
We catch on to the truth and technique of expectation in those rare moments when we are stirred by an awareness of a guidance seemingly higher and greater than our own, when for a little while we are taken over by a force and an intelligence above and beyond those commonly felt. Confident and free, filled with wonder and ready acceptance, we permit ourselves to be taken over by our unquestioning self.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
Happiness radiates like the fragrance from a flower, and draws all good things toward you. Allow your love to nourish yourself as well as others. Do not strain after the needs of life. It is sufficient to be quietly alert and aware of them. In this way life proceeds more naturally and effortlessly. Life is here to Enjoy!

Flora Edwards
In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us.

Earl Nightingale -1989
We can help others in the world more by making the most of yourself than in any other way.

We must be the epitome-the embodiment-of success. We must radiate success before it will come to us. We must first become mentally, from an attitude standpoint, the people we wish to become.

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service.

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future—Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed, savored.

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality.

The more intensely we feel about an idea or a goal, the more assuredly the idea, buried deep in our subconscious, will direct us along the path to its fulfillment.

We are at our very best, and we are happiest, when we are fully engaged in work we enjoy on the journey toward the goal we've established for ourselves. It gives meaning to our time off and comfort to our sleep. It makes everything else in life so wonderful, so worthwhile.

Bob Richards, Olympic Pole Vaulting Champion
One of the great lessons I've learned in athletics is that you've got to discipline your life. No matter how good you may be, you've got to be willing to cut out of your life those things that keep you from going to the top.

Is not that a great principle for all of living? The people who will really accomplish great things in life are those who are willing to discipline their lives, who maintain their health, their vitality, their efficiency through this process of rigorous disciplining of what they take into their bodies and what they do in life. It's a very important thing in terms of championship living.

Jon Kabat-Zinn
Generosity is another quality which, like patience, letting go, non-judging, and trust, provides a solid foundation for mindfulness practice. You might experiment with using the cultivation of generosity as a vehicle for deep self-observation and inquiry as well as an exercise in giving. A good place to start is with yourself. See if you can give yourself gifts that may be true blessings, such as self-acceptance, or some time each day with no purpose. Practice feeling deserving enough to accept these gifts without obligation-to simply receive from yourself, and from the universe.

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.

Wilhelm von Humboldt
I am more and more convinced that our happiness or our unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselvers.

Charles Givens, author of Wealth Without Risk
Success with money, family, relationships, health, and careers is the ability to reach your personal objectives in the shortest time, with the least effort and with the fewest mistakes. The goals you set for yourself and the strategies you choose become your blueprint or plan. Strategies are like recipes: choose the right ingredients, mix them in the correct proportions, and you will always produce the same predictable results: in this case financial success. The success strategies for managing money and building wealth are called Money Strategies. By learning to use money strategies as a part of your day-to-day life, financial frustration and failure will become a thing of the past.

Achieve success in any area of life by identifying the optimum strategies and repeating them until they become habits.

Success requires first expending ten units of effort to produce one unit of results. Your momentum will then produce ten units of results with each unit of effort.

Claude Bristol, author of The Magic of Believing
The person with a fixed goal, a clear picture of his desire, or an ideal always before him, causes it, through repetition, to be buried deeply in his subconscious mind and is thus enabled, thanks to its generative and sustaining power, to realize his goal in a minimum of time and with a minimum of physical effort. Just pursue the thought unceasingly. Step by step you will achieve realization, for all your faculties and powers become directed to that end.

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are.

John Wesley
Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn.

Sheryl Adams
Energy is equal to desire and purpose.

L Ron Hubbard
There is a condition worse than blindness, and that is, seeing something that isn't there.

Robert Collier
You can have anything you want—if you want it badly enough. You can be anything you want to be, have anything you desire, accomplish anything you set out to accomplish-if you will hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.

Peter Marshall
A different world cannot be built by indifferent people.

Richard Milhouse Nixon 1913-1994
Always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them—and then you destroy yourself.

from the movie Cool Runnings
A gold medal is a wonderful thing, but if you're not enough without the medal, you'll never be enough with it.

from the president of International Harvester
Business is simple. Make some stuff and sell it for more than it cost you. There's nothing more to it than that except for a few million details.

Gary Comer, founder of Land's End
Worry about being better; bigger will take care of itself. Think one customer at a time and take care of each one the best way you can.

Jose Ortega y Gasset
The metaphor is perhaps one of man's most fruitful potentialities. Its efficacy verges on magic, and it seems a tool for creation which God forgot inside one of His creatures when He made him.

Carl Sandburg
Nothing happens unless first a dream.

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

John Dryden
We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.

Mighty things from small beginnings grow.

Cherie Carter-Scott
Ordinary people believe only in the possible. Extraordinary people visualize not what is possible or probable, but rather what is impossible. And by visualizing the impossible, they begin to see it as possible.

Mel Brooks
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy, or at least your thoughts should be noisy and colorful and lively.

Dorothy Parker
This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Lilian Carter
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday. (at age 85)

Tom Hopkins
Internalization. This occurs when you've exploited impact, when you've molded the standard material to your needs and made it yours, when you've made your new skills strong through hard use. All of a sudden these new concepts stopped churning within you, and a new reality is born: You and the concepts are one. They have literally become you. You have become them.

Today, you have 100% of your life left.

An expert is someone who knows a lot about the past.

Abraham Sutzkever
If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.

Michael Burke
Good instincts usually tell you what to do before your head has figured it out.

Mike Ditka, Chicago Bears coach
You're never a loser until you quit trying.

Alexandria Penney
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.

Dwight D Eisenhower
Pessimism never won any battle.

Byron J Langenfield
Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales.

Walt Schmidt
You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity.

John Wooden
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

Sudie Back
Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you: you must acquire it.

Clarence Day
Information's pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.

George Burns (1896-1996)
I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.

You've got to be honest; once you can fake that, you've got it made.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

Sam Rayburn
If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is.

Jack Kemp
Democracy without morality is impossible.

Charles Wadworth
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.

Joe Murray
Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.

Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Wayne Lukas
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack.

Martha Grimes
We don't know who we are until we see what we can do.

Leroy Brownlow
There are times when silence has the loudest voice.

Henry Winkler
A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

Joe Poyer
Thorough preparation makes its own luck.

Ruth E Renkel
Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.

Joyce Brothers
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.

Tommy Lasorda
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.

Thomas Leonard
A lifestyle is what you pay for; a life is what pays you.

The trappings of lifestyle are often that; traps.

E Joseph Cossman
Love is a friendship set to music.

Kitty O'neill Collins
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

William Zinsser, author of On Writing Well
Writing is thinking on paper.

Writing is a craft not an art.

Four basic premises of writing: clarity, brevity, simplicity, and humanity.

Hard writing makes easy reading. Easy writing makes hard reading.

There's no sentence that's too short in the eyes of God.

Alan Watts, philosopher of science
How is it possible that a being with such sensitive jewels as the eyes, such enchanted musical instruments as the ears, and such fabulous arabesque of nerves as the brain can experience itself anything less than a god.

Archimedis
Give me a lever long enough and a prop strong enough and I can single-handedly move the world.

Fredrich Nietzsche
He who has a strong enough why can bear almost any how.

All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.

Rene Descartes
It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.

Edmund Spenser
It is the mind that maketh good of ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor.

John Bentham
Nature has placed mankind under the government of two sovereign masters, pain and pleasure . . . they govern us in all we do, in all we say, in all we think: every effort we can make to throw off our subjection, will serve but to demonstrate and confirm it.

Antonio Machado
Under all that we think, lives all we believe, like the ultimate veil of our spirits.

Sir Thomas Browne
Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Hannibal
We will either find a way, or make one.

Boris Pasternak
Man is born to live and not prepare to live.

Thomas Moffett, seventeenth century physician
We are digging our graves with our teeth.

Robert Fulghum
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge-that myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts-that hope always triumphs over experience-that laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

Father Don Walk
It's easy to point when you can't heal it.

Tim Foley
Forget those things that aren't worth remembering.

Peace Pilgrim 190? - 1981
You are within God. God is within you.

Unnecessary possessions are unnecessary burdens. If you have them, you have to take care of them! There is great freedom in simplicity of living. It is those who have enough but not too much who are the happiest.

The purpose of problems is to push you toward obedience to God's laws, which are exact and cannot be changed. We have the free will to obey them or disobey them. Obedience will bring harmony, disobedience will bring you more problems.

There is something to that old saying that hate injures the hater, not the hated.

People see themselves as the center of the universe and judge everything as it relates to them.

On the anger habit: Do not suppress it-that would hurt you inside. Do not express it-this would not only hurt you inside, it would cause ripples in your surroundings. What you do is transform it.

The simplification of life is one of the steps to inner peace. In my life, what I want and what I need are exactly the same.

The valid research for the future is on the inner side, on the spiritual side.

Make food a very incidental part of your life by filling your life so full of meaningful things that you'll hardly have time to think about food.

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

As I lived up to the highest light I had, higher and higher light came to me.

I've met a few people who had to change their jobs in order to change their lives, but I've met many more people who merely had to change their motive to service in order to change their lives.

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this materialistic age a great many of us are possessed by our possessions.

Worry is a useless mulling over of things we cannot change.

A pilgrim is a wanderer with purpose.

You're in a much better position to talk with people when they approach you than when you approach them.

This is my peace message in one sentence: This is the way of peace-overcome evil with good, and falsehood with truth, and hatred with love.

We have all the light we need, we just need to put it in practice.

I pray without ceasing now. My personal prayer is: Make me an instrument which only truth can speak.

Praying without ceasing is not ritualized, nor are there even words. It is a constant state of awareness of oneness with God.

Many people profess Christianity. Very few live it-almost none. And when you live it people may think you're crazy. It has been truthfully said that the world is equally shocked by one who repudiates Christianity as by one who practices it.

Humanity has only scratched the surface of its real potential.

For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.

My appointed work is to awaken the divine nature that is within.

Keep your feet on the ground and your thoughts at lofty heights.

Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission: "While the world perishes we go our way: purposeless, passionless, day after day."

Pure love is a willingness to give without a thought of receiving anything in return.

We are all cells in the same body of humanity.

We are that which activates the body.

Before the tongue can speak, it must have lost the power to wound.

Lyndon Johnson
The guns and bombs, the rockets and the warships, all are symbols of human failure.

General Omar Bradley
Wars can be prevented just as surely as they can be provoked, and we who fail to prevent them must share in the guilt for the dead.

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.

David P Gardner
We learn simply by the exposure of living. Much that passes for education is not education at all but ritual. The fact is that we are being educated when we know it least.

Sir William Bragg
The most important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.

Arthur C Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Mae West
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Too much of a good thing—is WONDERFUL.

William Saroyan
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.

Lewis B Hershey
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.

Jonathon Kozol
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

Lee Iococca
We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.

Mal Pancoast
Telling someone the truth is a loving act.

Thinking is heavily endorsed.

The opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference.

There's nobody "out there." It's all in here.

It takes only one other person to say it's so—one other point of reality—to make something real.

The odds of hitting your target go up dramatically when you aim at it.

A new lens to look through. Hear the pain in people's speaking. People who have an ear to hear can hear. You will no longer tolerate what you used to tolerate. A second point of reality. It's the loving thing to do. What's being revealed here? Dogs don't have things wrong. Wrong disempowers people. Upsets indicate a "right" that's been violated. Notice when you are angry that you are the only one around. The only constant thing is you. Business is made up. It's invented. If it really turns you on, you may want to inform your face. There is no "right" way. 

You get paid to impact the world, not be impacted by it.

Skills are cheap; chemistry is expensive.

My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.

Jerry Martin
Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.

When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Bill Wheeler
Good writing is clear thinking made visible.

Reginald B Mansell
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.

William Pitt
Poverty of course is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying.

Robert Townsend
A good leader needs to have a compass in his head and a bar of steel in his heart.

If you don't do it excellently, don't do it at all. Because if it's not excellent, it won't be profitable or fun, and if you're not in business for fun or profit, what the hell are you doing there?

Edith Armstrong
I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love, and abundance. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety, or fear try to call me, they will keep getting a busy signal-and soon they'll forget my number.

Austin O'Malley
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.

Fritz Reiner
Watch out for emergencies. They are your big chance.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox
One ship drives east and the other drives west by the self same winds that blow. It's the set of the sails and not the gales that determines the way they go.

There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.

Georges Bernanos
A thought which does not result in an action is nothing much, and an action which does not proceed from a thought is nothing at all.

David Bohm
In some sense man is a microcosm of the universe; therefore what man is, is a clue to the universe. We are enfolded in the universe.

George Kneller
Creativity, as has been said, consists largely of rearranging what we know in order to find out what we do not know . . . Hence, to think creatively, we must be able to look afresh at what we normally take for granted.

Rabbi Harold Kushner
I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to come together and make sense.

George Santayana
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

G A Borghese
It is necessary; therefore, it is possible.

Kazantzakis
The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darknesses.

Lyall Watson, biologist
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Arnold Toynbee
Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.

Buddy Hackett
I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

Hugh Downs
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

John Luther
Good character is more to be praised than outstanding talent. Most talents are, to some extent, a gift. Good character, by contrast, is not given to us. We have to build it piece by piece-by thought, choice, courage and determination.

N Eldon Tanner
Service is the rent we pay for the privilege of living on this earth.

Stephen Grellet
I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good things, therefore, that I can do, any kindness that I can show a fellow being, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

Lloyd Jones
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.

David Starr Jordan
Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living.

Cassius Longinus
In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.

Jules W Lederer
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

Jules Ormont
Make yourself indispensable, and you will move up. Act as though you are indispensable, and you will move out.

Solomon Schechter
You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.

David Seabury
No man will work for your interests unless they are his.

W Clement Stone
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.

That's why many fail-because they don't get started-they don't go. They don't overcome inertia. They don't begin.

Woodrow Wilson
We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers.

Frank Tyger
Professionalism is knowing how to do it, when to do it, and doing it.

James Rogers
Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley.

Plautus
I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are the gift of fortune, while character comes from within.

Herbert Bayard Swope
I cannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure-which is: Try to please everybody.

Carl Bard
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start my friend, anyone can start from now and make a brand new end.

Nashua Cavalier
Man's biggest mistake is to believe that he's working for someone else.

Henry Chestor
Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money, power, and influence.

C C Colton
Great minds must be ready not only to take opportunities, but to make them.

T S Eliot
Only by acceptance of the past, can you alter it.

Alberta Flanders
Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity.

Werner Erhardt
Your life works to the degree you keep your agreements.

Create your future from your future not your past.

John Lennon
Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans.

Deepak Chopra, MD
The possibility of stepping into a higher plane is quite real for everyone. It requires no force or effort or sacrifice. It involves little more than changing our ideas about what is normal.

Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay attention to it. There is no substitute for the creative inspiration, knowledge, and stability that come from knowing how to contact your core of inner silence. The great Sufi poet Rumi wrote, "Only let the moving waters calm down, and the sun and moon will be reflected on the surface of your being."

To think is to practice brain chemistry.

Every person is a God in embryo. Its only desire is to be born.

Happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted.

Terry Cole-Whittaker
What you think of me is none of my business.

Meister Eckhart
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk.

All God wants of man is a peaceful heart.

To be full of things is to be empty of God. To be empty of things is to be full of God.

Jesus might have said, "I became man for you. If you do not become God for me, you wrong me."

Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.

Lao-tzu, Tao-te Ching
Because of a great love, one is courageous.

He who knows he has enough is rich.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

When you find the way/ others will find you./ Passing by on the road/ they will be drawn to your door./ The way that cannot be heard/ will be echoed in your voice./ The way that cannot be seen/ will be reflected in your eyes.

Lawrence Bixby
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along too.

Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Robert Ingersoll
My creed is that:/ Happiness is the only good./ The place to be happy is here./ The time to be happy is now./ The way to be happy is to make others so.

Walter Chrysler
The real secret to success is enthusiasm.

Edmund Cooke
You are beaten to earth?/ Well, well, what's that?/ Come up with a smiling face,/ It's nothing against you to fall down flat/ But to lie there-that's a disgrace.

Lucretius
The drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling.

Bernard Baruch
In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves.

St. Bernard
Nothing can work me damage except myself.

George Sheehan
If you want to win anything-a race, your self, your life-you have to go a little berserk.

Jacob Bronowski
The hand is the cutting edge of the mind.

Louis B Mayer
Be smart, but never show it.

Daniel J Boorstin
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance-it is the illusion of knowledge.

Maxwell Maltz
We are injured and hurt emotionally,
Not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
But by our own attitude
and our own response.

Often the difference between a successful man and a failure is not one's better abilities or ideas, but the courage that one has to bet on his ideas, to take a calculated risk-and to act.

When you see a thing clearly in your mind, your creative "success mechanism" within you takes over and does the job much better than you could do it by conscious effort or "willpower."

You make mistakes. Mistakes don't make you.

Hugh Walpole
Don't play for safety-it's the most dangerous thing in the world.

Sir Cecil Beaton
Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Every man has the right to risk his own life in order to save it.

Money is the seed of money.

Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Jackie Collins
If you want to be a writer-stop talking about it and sit down and write!

Gene Fowler
Writing is easy. All you have to do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

William Faulkner
The writer's only responsibility is to his art. He will be completely ruthless if he is a good one. He has a dream. Everything goes by the board: honor, pride, decency, security, happiness, all, to get the book written. If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the "Ode on a Grecian Urn" is worth any number of old ladies.

Oprah Winfrey
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.

Leo Rosten
If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

Nicholas Rowe
Guilt is the source of sorrows, the avenging fiend that follows us behind with whips and stings.

Les Brown
It's important to me that money not be important to me.

The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow are the buts you use today.

Some people would rather get even instead of get ahead.

There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not yet learned how to win.

Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.

You don't get in life what you want; you get in life what you are.

Alexander Graham Bell
When one door closes, another opens: but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.

What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it exists . . . and it becomes available only when you are in that state of mind in which you know exactly what you want . . . and are fully determined not to quit until you get it.

Edgar Friedenbar
What we must decide is perhaps how we are valuable, rather than how valuable we are.

Albert Szent-Gyorgi
Discovery is seeing what everybody else has seen, and thinking what nobody else has thought.

Saint Exupery
A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with the idea of a cathedral in mind.

Georg Hegel
We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without enthusiasm.

E E Cummings
It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.

Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread. When the judgement day comes, God will find six crumbs. Stooping by the coffin lid waiting for something to rise as the something's always did. Imagine His surprise, bellowing above the general noise, "Where is Effie? She was dead." Back to God in a tiny voice: "My name's Maybe." The first crumb said. The number two crumb picked up the song. "Might, I'm called. I've done no wrong." Cried the third crumb, "I am Should. Here's our little brother Could and my big sister Would. Don't punish us for we've been good." And the last crumb, with some shame, whispered unto God, "My name is Must and with the others, we've been Effie, who isn't alive and never was. Cross the threshold have no dread. Lift the sheet back in this way.

Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread.

Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question.

Robert Herrman - scientist
Everywhere you look in science, the harder it becomes to understand the universe without God.

Stewart Brand
When fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.

Arnold Glasow
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are.

Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.

J P Donleavy
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left.

Alexander Haig (some of his Haigspeak)
That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude. Also, a tactical misrepresentation.

Ralph McGill
She got even in a way that was almost cruel. She forgave them. on Eleanor Roosevelt

Lord Buckley
You've got to watch your mind all the time or you'll awaken and find a strange picture on your press.

Bob Hope
I do benefits for all religions-I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Sir William Temple
The best rules to form a young man are: to talk little, to hear much, to reflect alone upon what has passed in company, to distrust one's own opinions, and value others' that deserve it.

John Marquand
I know a fellow who's as broke as the Ten Commandments.

The Buddha
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world.

What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it-even if I said it-unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.

As the fletcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his straying thoughts.

Henry Fielding 1707-1754
Worth begets in base minds, envy; in great souls, emulation.

Igor Stravinsky 1936
I am in the present. I cannot know what tomorrow will bring forth. I can know only what the truth is for me today. That is what I am called upon to serve, and I serve it in all lucidity.

Anne Bradstreet 1664
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

Lewis Thomas
Statistically, the probability of any of us being here is so small that you'd think the mere fact of existing would keep us all in contented dazzlement of surprise.

Charles Revson
In the factory we make cosmetics; in the store we sell hope.

Virginia Ostman
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed.

Anna Freud
Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training.

Clifton Fadiman
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.

Cicero
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.

Virtue is its own reward.

Dr. Melba Colgrove
Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside.

Hobart Brown
Having more money does not insure happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.

H L Mencken
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

Ilka Chase
America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

The only people who never fail are those who never try.

Don Herold
Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

John Wicker
Wealth is not in making money, but in making the man while he is making money.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized, they die when neglected.

Coco Gabrielle Chanel
There are people who have money and people who are rich.

Ingrid Bergman
Happiness lies in good health and a bad memory.

Edward Gibbon
Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved-to write a book.

Charles Dickens
Minds, like bodies, will fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.

Rene Auberjonis
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad and I will show you a guy you can beat every time.

Cynthia Heimel
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.

Margaret Thatcher
No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he only had good intentions. He had money as well.

William Penn
True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.

Man must be governed by God or he will be ruled by Tyrants.

I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

Cleveland Amory
The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it.

Isaac Bashevis Singer
Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.

Nadia Boulanger
The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion.

Eric Burdon
You've got to create a dream. You've got to uphold the dream. If you can't, go back to the factory or go back to the desk.

Norman Podhoretz
Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy-the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.

George Lois
Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything.

Cecil B deMille
It is impossible for us to break the law. We can only break ourselves against the law.

John Stewart Mill
One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interest.

Sheila Graham
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.

Mary Guyette
I feel like a micro cog in a macrocosm

Marilyn Manroe
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Don Marquis
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

General Douglas MacArthur
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.

I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes.

Truman Capote
Fame is only good for one thing-they will cash your check in a small town.

Bill Vaughan
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.

De Witt Clinton
Pleasure is a shadow, wealth is vanity, and power a pageant; but knowledge is ecstatic in enjoyment, perennial in frame, unlimited in space and indefinite in duration.

Robert HeinLein
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.

David Zucker
Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.

Dr. Harry Emerson Fosdick 1878-1969, minister
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your mind's eye and you will be drawn toward it. Picture yourself vividly as winning and that alone will contribute immeasurably to success. Great living starts with a picture, held in your imagination, of what you would like to do or be.

Katherine Mansfield
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.

Mario Burata
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.

Peter De Vries
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.

Maurice Chevalier
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

Margaret Anderson
In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person.

Quentin Crisp
The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.

Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

Norman O Brown
Love without attachment is light.

Bruce J Freidmen
A Code of Honor-never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Tom Wolfe
A cult is a religion with no political power.

William Feather
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Know and believe in yourself, and what others think won't disturb you.

Ben Jonson
To speak and to speak well, are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

Chief Seattle
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the son of the earth. Man did not weave the web of life; he is merely a strand of it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.

Claire Booth Luce
No woman has ever so comforted the distressed or distressed the comfortable. on Eleanor Roosevelt

Harry Truman
How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt?

There is enough in the world for everyone to have plenty, to live happily, and to be at peace with his neighbors.

John Updike
A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world.

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.

Edmund Burke
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Guilt is never a rational thing; it distorts all faculties of the human mind, it perverts them, it leaves a man no longer in the free use of hus reason, it puts him in confusion.

Sir Thomas More, lawyer
Lawyers-a profession it is to disguise matters.

Joan Baez
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

Pablo Picasso
It is your work in life that is your ultimate seduction.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

James Baldwin
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

Sir Heneage Ogilvie
The really idle man gets nowhere. The perpetually busy man does not get much further.

Roseanne Barr
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Wernher von Braun
We can lick gravity but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

There is perfect order in the universe. Mankind and mankind alone can understand that order. It is good for mankind to understand that order.

Dobie Gillis
I don't have anything against work. I just figure, why deprive somebody who really loves it.

William Butler Yeats
I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.

Shelly Winters
In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Carl G Jung
There can be no transforming of darkness into light and of apathy into movement without emotion.

Seldom or never does a marriage develop into an individual relationship smoothly and without crisis. There is no birth of consciousness without pain.

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.

Cher
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.